Ok, let's get straight to the point. Here's what you'll need:
* A really cute video game (Kirby's Epic Yarn, Chibi Robo! Zip Lash, Tearaway Unfolded, etc.)
* The box of a really creepy video game (Silent Hill, Resident Evil, The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask, etc.)
* A popular movie that you still haven't watched yet (Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back, The Lego Movie, etc.)
At this point, you only have to do four things:
# Put the games and the movie in the boxes you bought them in.
# Place the boxes on the ground in such a way that, if you play "connect the dots" with them, you get a triangle.
# Close your eyes for 5 seconds.
# Open your eyes.
There are several possible outcomes at this point:
# One of the three boxes are missing. This might mean that there is a ninja thief or something in your house, and you should probably call the police.
# Nothing has changed. If this happens, I'm guessing that you don't believe that this ritual works (which is understandable).
# You see nothing but black. This means that you did not follow the steps correctly.
# In the middle of the "triangle", there is an emoticon giving you a stare of disapproval. This means that your opinion of cute is an unpopular one, that your opinion of creepy is an unpopular one, and/or you actually have watched that movie before.
# In the middle of the "triangle", there is a new box, with the words "Here's your dang entertainment" written on it.
If you get the fifth result, the box should contain a disc. Put it in your Xbox 360 or Blu-Ray Player or whatever. You'll probably get some freaky results.
If something explodes, put off the rituals for a month or two.